Artichokes or Fartichokes? We Test Them

7 Nov

I got a quart of Jerusalem artichokes (Helianthus tuberosus),as a special bonus from the farm the other day and I was thrilled to get to try them.

Here's what they look like before washing

Here’s what they look like before washing

But a funny thing happened when I began to research…some articles suggested that as delicious as these roots are — favored by Native Americans back in the day and now beloved worldwide — and despite their cheery aliases —  sunchokes, sunroot and earth apples  — they have a dark underbelly. Emphasis on belly. The story goes that they cause gastric disturbances that no one wants to talk about, since they have so many tasty uses and currently are the darling of the foodie-rootsy set.

I took my investigation international, as my sources said the Brits in particular complained about the gas and christened them “fartichokes.” Given that the English would be unlikely to worry about the truth of such a terrific pun-type word and would happily use it with complete disregard to its relationship to actual fact, I had to corroborate.

Cleaned-up Jerusalem artichokes.

Cleaned-up Jerusalem artichokes.

My son and I got on the Skype to Lowestoft, England to ask my friend Kate and her two boys, Alastair and Gregor, who are 10 and therefore can be expected to be well-versed in anything gassy. They said no, they’d never heard such a thing, but seemed to enjoy being asked.

Well, me being me, I forged on with the experiment, fearlessly offering my body as laboratory rat in the name of good eating, washing and peeling some (but not all) of these cute little roots that have a hobbit-y sort of charm. I set about roasting and then had a taste. They were delicious. Really delicious.

Firm to the bite then creamy inside, with a wonderful nutty flavor (the peeled bits were better than the unpeeled); I was smitten and already thinking about what I could do with them the next time. I then went to bed, after leaving some for my parents to try with their lunch the next day.

Another view of them raw

Another view of them raw

All was well, until suddenly on my way to work that next morning I found out that the Wikipedia entry was painfully true…and I quote…

The inulin cannot be broken down by the human digestive system,[10] but is metabolized by bacteria in the colon. This can cause flatulence and, in some cases, gastric pain. Gerard’s Herbal, printed in 1621, quotes the English planter John Goodyer on Jerusalem artichokes:

“which way soever they be dressed and eaten, they stir and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body, thereby causing the belly to be pained and tormented, and are a meat more fit for swine than men.”[11]

It’s a good thing I drive alone to work. It is also a good thing that I was able to reach my parents and warn them off  before they had a go at the Jerusalem artichokes. I did not, of course, call them while driving. I was too busy rolling down the windows and trying to breathe.

Now of course I had to repeat the experiment, just to be sure. I tried them again a couple of days later. Same filthy loathsome stinking result.

Having said that, it may not be the same for everyone; some people think cilantro tastes like soap while others think it is the best herb ever. Not everyone gets the funny pee smell that many others do after eating asparagus (I won’t tell you which category I fall into, as I have shared enough bodily function news with you for one day).

Would I try them again? Well, they were good. Really good. But until someone can assure me that the collateral damage can be mitigated….well….I don’t know.

So, what follows is a delicious recipe for roasted Jerusalem fartichokes…I mean artichokes. Proceed at your own risk.

 

They really were delicious...and I wonder wistfully whether I will ever taste them again....

They really were delicious…and I wonder wistfully whether I will ever taste them again….

Roasted Jerusalem Artichokes

1 qt Jerusalem artichokes, washed thoroughly, peeled completely, and chopped into ¼” pieces

2 Tbs butter

1 Tbs extra virgin olive oil

1 tsp chopped garlic

Squeeze of lemon (to keep the flesh from graying during cooking)

Preheat oven to 350°F. Place all ingredients in a rimmed baking sheet or a baking pan and mix thoroughly. Roast for 35-35 minutes, until artichokes are tender. Sprinkle with salt and serve.

 

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8 Responses to “Artichokes or Fartichokes? We Test Them”

  1. Conor Bofin November 9, 2014 at 3:08 am #

    Great post btw. Very funny.

    • Natalia at Hot, Cheap & Easy November 9, 2014 at 7:08 am #

      Thank you Conor! I was glad to have a chance to post as well. My posts have been few and far between since this crazy-busy semester started. I appreciate your visit!

  2. Conor Bofin November 9, 2014 at 3:07 am #

    Natalia, you need some lateral thinking. This would be a great way to get the kids to eat their vegetables.

  3. Adam J. Holland November 8, 2014 at 7:53 am #

    Wow. If I’d known this about Jerusalem Artichokes, I’d have been including them on the menu years ago. Because, I’m a guy and … well, you know. 😉

  4. Mad Dog November 8, 2014 at 6:50 am #

    ROFL – I have to concur, but it doesn’t stop me eating them. They are especially good sliced and cooked with roast potatoes – they caramelise slightly. I might buy some from the farmer in the morning 😉

    • Natalia at Hot, Cheap & Easy November 8, 2014 at 7:35 am #

      You are a brave man.

      • Mad Dog November 8, 2014 at 8:21 am #

        Eating them is safer than growing them – they’ll completely take over a garden and are almost impossible to remove.

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