The Elf on the Shelf Shenanigans Continue….

16 Dec

The Elf on the Shelf antics continue. (for previous reports, click here)

Date Night with Snoopy. I found them asleep in front of the T.V. in the morning. He had the remote. Of course.

Date Night with Snoopy. I found them asleep in front of the T.V. in the morning. He had the remote. Of course.

An earlier date with Iron Man doesn't appear to have worked out.

An earlier date with Iron Man doesn’t appear to have worked out.

Our elf has been all over the map with her silliness (fortunately == or wisely == she has not chosen to be naughty like some other elves who are posting pictures of themselves on the internet in all kinds of compromising positions that will make it hard for them to find legitimate employment in the future should the Santa gig come to an abrupt end) and has been quite amusing.

Duck Dynasty!

Duck Dynasty!

Duck Dynasty…apparently those duck calls do work….
Teacher elf. She is bilingual as all the best elves are.

Teacher elf. She is bilingual, as all the best elves are.

Some tricks are fairly typical of the species (see fishing and snow angel), but others she likes to think are original. And certainly the raid on the crappy candy stash was a mistake she will regret, but we all have those in our closet.

Snow Elf Angel

Snow Elf Angel

Unfortunately for our elf and her generation, their mistakes get the full social media treatment whereas those of us from previous generations got to eff things up a bit less conspicuously….

The Elf succumbs to the pressures of constant travel and self-medicates.

The Elf succumbs to the pressures of constant travel and self-medicates.

We hope you are having fun in this run-up to the Christmas and New Years holidays. We certainly are!

Goldfishing

Goldfishing

Aerial dancer? Or cat burglar? You make the call

Aerial dancer? Or cat burglar? You make the call

8 Responses to “The Elf on the Shelf Shenanigans Continue….”

  1. cecilia December 16, 2013 at 10:29 pm #

    Actually I think she hit the drinks cabinet before she saw the candy!! Naughty wee elfie!!.. c

  2. Mad Dog December 16, 2013 at 8:42 am #

    Ha ha – you may have to lock the drinks cabinet šŸ˜‰

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